But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
please come you make the beer taste better
Girls should come with a carfax report
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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