I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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