Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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