Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
The feeling are messing with the penis
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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