when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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