Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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