Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Is Oprah even human
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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