But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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