keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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