we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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