I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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