Im at strip club and am horny
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
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