Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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