She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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