thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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