I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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