carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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