I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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