suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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