I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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