I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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