Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
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