Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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