you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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