I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Randomize
