I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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