No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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