You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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