I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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