are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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