what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Who died my cat blue again?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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