i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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