Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
You can make out without kissing
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