By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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