A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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