Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
