Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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