it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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