he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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