you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You smell like stripper and shame
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Randomize