its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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