he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I don't deserve a penis
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
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