My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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