I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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