"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
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I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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