they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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