i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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