I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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