I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Randomize
