I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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