dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
