so let's talk penis.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
jump out the window naked night went bad
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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