the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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