I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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