Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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